March 2012
- Ubisoft: Oh, I see you're quite emotionally attached to this character...
- Me: Yeah, they're gre-
- Ubisoft: Dead.
- Me: What?
- Ubisoft: Yeah, they're dead now.
Promotional artwork obtained by a Best Buy employee suggests that Assassin’s Creed III will take place during the American Revolution.
The image shows a new assassin, presumably another of Desmond’s ancestors,…
It was apparently the most popular opinion as to how the series should go, by many fans that were polled… but then again, the poll took place not too long ago and… Hasn’t AC3 been in the works for three years or so?
Honestly, if it does go to the American Revolution, I’m not gonna be too excited.
- Male cashier with multiple tattoos (two of them are colored in with rainbow): How are you this evening?
- Me: Pretty good. Starving, obviously. How are you?
- Cashier: Not bad. I can't wait to get off my shift and get home to my boyfriend.
- Woman behind me: Wait, you're gay?
- Cashier: Yeah. . . ?
- Woman: That's a shame.
- Me: Why?
- Woman: He seemed like such a wonderful man, it's a shame he's gay.
- Cashier: Why is it a shame?
- Woman: It's wrong! It's immoral, it's dis-
- Me: Excuse me, but what's it to you if he's gay?
- Woman: It's offensive!
- Me: But how does it affect you?
- Woman: What?
- Me: Where exactly does it start to make sense that it affects you? A relationship is between 2 people, not 3.
- Woman: *sputters a bit, then leaves without her food*
- Cashier: . . . Wow, thank you.
- Me: Ignorant people are the reason I claim to be allergic to the human race.
press play and watch the gif.
just trust me.
omg why is this still getting notes?! im so confused!
my face is getting red
i’m laughing so hard
I was NOT expecting this holy shit
Why is this funny?!?!
ROFLMFAO DKJGSKLVHJLKDGHAKFJVHLFKDHSGKJVSH
omfg what the hell is going on? I should not be laughing this hard
He just sits there getting fat in the Animus. FATASS GET YOUR ASS UP!
THEY NEED TO PUT HIM OUT THERE! I want to see him utilize his assassin skills :c


